Not The Flying Nun

And not Sally Field. And not a television show.

A "flying" priest. Father Adelir de Carli. And reality.

Somebody wasn't paying attention to the old adage about twains not meeting.

Let the snark begin.

Fascinated By Polyamory

I'll betcha a bundle that Don Teague is gonna be lambasted by mediocre people who are "affronted" by the reasonableness of the tone in his article about the men and women who live on the YFZ ranch in Texas.

I mean, he makes them sound like regular people! How dare he not portray them with horns and cloven hooves!

About the only thing I almost don't understand about them is their avoiding of the color red. Personally, I love red! It's almost the only color I wear! Pink, on the other hand, is a foul color, and not allowed into my house.

Walk With The Animals

So, at one point in the video, he asks, if animals can get along like this, why can't people?

Simple. Animals have no reason to kill one another if they're not hungry. No politics. No religion. No social conventions. No boundaries. No nations. And no other animals telling them how they need to behave it they want to be "good" animals.

Rap It, Mo!

LOL! I love this 'toon!

Man Rapes Table?

No, I'm not kidding.

An Ohio man was videotaped four times by one of his neighbors as he had sex with a table.

Well, that showed Rob Lowe who's kinky and who's not, I guess.

Felony charges have been dropped, though. Presumably, they were able to determine that the table had consented...

(H/T Scott Adams)

UPDATE: Thanks to Dr. Dawg for mentioning it in comments (and I gotta admit, I thought it was possible I'd been caught, so I checked further...), but this does not appear to be an April Fool joke. Or if it is, I'm definitely in good company.

Added for laughs: YouTube has lots from which to choose.