I'll betcha a bundle that Don Teague is gonna be lambasted by mediocre people who are "affronted" by the reasonableness of the tone in his article about the men and women who live on the YFZ ranch in Texas.
I mean, he makes them sound like regular people! How dare he not portray them with horns and cloven hooves!
About the only thing I almost don't understand about them is their avoiding of the color red. Personally, I love red! It's almost the only color I wear! Pink, on the other hand, is a foul color, and not allowed into my house.
Simple. Animals have no reason to kill one another if they're not hungry. No politics. No religion. No social conventions. No boundaries. No nations. And no other animals telling them how they need to behave it they want to be "good" animals.
UPDATE: Thanks to Dr. Dawg for mentioning it in comments (and I gotta admit, I thought it was possible I'd been caught, so I checked further...), but this does not appear to be an April Fool joke. Or if it is, I'm definitely in good company.
Added for laughs: YouTube has lots from which to choose.
If you have the urge to put a political label on me, I urge you to resist that urge. There is no political label in the world that can be made to fit me.
When I'm in a good mood, I'm a badger. When I'm in a bad mood, I'm a wolverine. Your call...