Friday, April 04, 2008

Man Rapes Table?

No, I'm not kidding.

An Ohio man was videotaped four times by one of his neighbors as he had sex with a table.

Well, that showed Rob Lowe who's kinky and who's not, I guess.

Felony charges have been dropped, though. Presumably, they were able to determine that the table had consented...

(H/T Scott Adams)

UPDATE: Thanks to Dr. Dawg for mentioning it in comments (and I gotta admit, I thought it was possible I'd been caught, so I checked further...), but this does not appear to be an April Fool joke. Or if it is, I'm definitely in good company.

Added for laughs: YouTube has lots from which to choose.

7 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

OK... why on earth would THE neighbour, video tape this FOUR times? Once was not enough for the Funniest Video people or what? Seems a tad strange, almost as strange as having sex with a table...

Friday, April 04, 2008 7:05:00 PM  
Blogger Chimera said...

LOL! I kinda thought the four times would trigger a response!

Friday, April 04, 2008 7:22:00 PM  
Blogger Dr.Dawg said...

Umm...did you notice the date?

Saturday, April 05, 2008 9:44:00 AM  
Blogger Chimera said...

Yes, Doc...the date is April First, but the story looks to be real. It's all over the place.

Even Jay Leno and David Letterman are having fun with it.

Saturday, April 05, 2008 1:15:00 PM  
Blogger dez said...

You must admit, that is one hot looking table. ;)

But if you want to compare weird sexual practices, you need only look to the East...

http://racebased.blogspot.com/2008/04/things-some-asian-people-and-white.html

Monday, April 07, 2008 9:35:00 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

I'm with Dez on the 4 times thing. A bit excessive. But couldn't the fool have found a hot date inside the privacy of his home?

Wednesday, April 09, 2008 7:39:00 AM  
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