Man Rapes Table?
No, I'm not kidding.
An Ohio man was videotaped four times by one of his neighbors as he had sex with a table.
Well, that showed Rob Lowe who's kinky and who's not, I guess.
Felony charges have been dropped, though. Presumably, they were able to determine that the table had consented...
(H/T Scott Adams)
UPDATE: Thanks to Dr. Dawg for mentioning it in comments (and I gotta admit, I thought it was possible I'd been caught, so I checked further...), but this does not appear to be an April Fool joke. Or if it is, I'm definitely in good company.
Added for laughs: YouTube has lots from which to choose.
An Ohio man was videotaped four times by one of his neighbors as he had sex with a table.
Well, that showed Rob Lowe who's kinky and who's not, I guess.
Felony charges have been dropped, though. Presumably, they were able to determine that the table had consented...
(H/T Scott Adams)
UPDATE: Thanks to Dr. Dawg for mentioning it in comments (and I gotta admit, I thought it was possible I'd been caught, so I checked further...), but this does not appear to be an April Fool joke. Or if it is, I'm definitely in good company.
Added for laughs: YouTube has lots from which to choose.
posted by Chimera at 6:15 PM
6 Comments:
OK... why on earth would THE neighbour, video tape this FOUR times? Once was not enough for the Funniest Video people or what? Seems a tad strange, almost as strange as having sex with a table...
LOL! I kinda thought the four times would trigger a response!
Umm...did you notice the date?
Yes, Doc...the date is April First, but the story looks to be real. It's all over the place.
Even Jay Leno and David Letterman are having fun with it.
You must admit, that is one hot looking table. ;)
But if you want to compare weird sexual practices, you need only look to the East...
http://racebased.blogspot.com/2008/04/things-some-asian-people-and-white.html
I'm with Dez on the 4 times thing. A bit excessive. But couldn't the fool have found a hot date inside the privacy of his home?
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