Friday, September 26, 2008

It Just Jumped Outa Gear

Sure, it did.

Jus' keep repeating that. Sooner or later, someone will believe you...

Thursday, September 11, 2008

There Are Three Kinds of People

in the world.

There's the guy who sits himself down in a comfy seat overlooking the stage and says, "Entertain me."

There's the guy who walks onto the stage with a guitar, looks to the audience, and says, "Let me entertain you."

And then there's the guy who takes his guitar, sits under a tree, and says, "Leave me alone and I'll entertain myself."

Just had to put that into print. No, I don't know why.