Meet The New Antichrist
And that would be...ta da!
According to one disgruntled shareholder (who holds *ahem* one share) -- an ex-football player who led the play with his head a few too many times -- Microsoft is Goliath. And he wants to be David.
"'I don't care how big Microsoft is,' he said. 'They are nothing but a feather in the wind of God.'"
WHOA! HOLD it! Right there...yeah.
God farts feathers?
(Note: Call Zorpheous; we need art on this one.)
And the reason for this rather uneven battle (he -- "David" that is -- thinks he has the upper hand, by the way)? He's a little pissed off that Microsoft has the temerity to offer benefits packages that are available to gays. "David" doesn't like gays. He doesn't think they deserve to be treated like people.
"An advocate of a "biblical stance" against divorce and homosexuality, Mr Hutcherson, 55, is asking millions of evangelical activists, as well as Orthodox Jewish and other allies, to buy up Microsoft shares and demand a return to traditional values."
Now, doesn't that sound fine? A return to "traditional values," eh? I wonder how far back he'd like to travel...say...maybe a couple hundred years? Like, back to the days when people were of the opinion that he shouldn't be treated like people, either?
"He rejects comparisons between the black civil rights movement and calls for gay rights."
Of course he does. He's not gay. He is black. All the difference in the world, right?
I wonder if he knows Fred Phelps?
H/T: Slap Upside The Head
According to one disgruntled shareholder (who holds *ahem* one share) -- an ex-football player who led the play with his head a few too many times -- Microsoft is Goliath. And he wants to be David.
"'I don't care how big Microsoft is,' he said. 'They are nothing but a feather in the wind of God.'"
WHOA! HOLD it! Right there...yeah.
God farts feathers?
(Note: Call Zorpheous; we need art on this one.)
And the reason for this rather uneven battle (he -- "David" that is -- thinks he has the upper hand, by the way)? He's a little pissed off that Microsoft has the temerity to offer benefits packages that are available to gays. "David" doesn't like gays. He doesn't think they deserve to be treated like people.
"An advocate of a "biblical stance" against divorce and homosexuality, Mr Hutcherson, 55, is asking millions of evangelical activists, as well as Orthodox Jewish and other allies, to buy up Microsoft shares and demand a return to traditional values."
Now, doesn't that sound fine? A return to "traditional values," eh? I wonder how far back he'd like to travel...say...maybe a couple hundred years? Like, back to the days when people were of the opinion that he shouldn't be treated like people, either?
"He rejects comparisons between the black civil rights movement and calls for gay rights."
Of course he does. He's not gay. He is black. All the difference in the world, right?
I wonder if he knows Fred Phelps?
H/T: Slap Upside The Head
posted by Chimera at 4:39 PM
9 Comments:
He probably slept with Fred Phelps.
He's obviously an idiot. I wonder if he's a closet gay, like Larry Craig. That sort of hypocrisy is the most disgusting thing of all.
Where do these idiots come from? Why do they find it so hard to be the Christians they claim to be?
I read the book. I know what the message was. I can sum it up in one word: FORGIVENESS. I seem to recall some stuff about loving thy neighbor and such, as well. I do not recall the word HATE being mentioned by JC at any time.
The book and the message have nothing to do with my being an atheist today. I rejected the church because of the hypocrisy and corruption inherent in the system.
But this... this is beyond the typical hypocrisy. This is insanity.
And he has followers. They believe him. That's the worst part of it.
One isolated nutjob screaming HATE from a streetcorner is something I can deal with. But a famous clergyman with hundreds, perhaps thousands, of loyal followers... That's more horror than I can wrap my mind around. This stuff makes me want to climb into a hole in the ground, then pull the hole in after me.
There was an organ player in the Richmond section of San Francisco who once said: "People are scary".
In an interview I saw recently, Stephen King was asked what frightened him. I thought his answer was ironic and wildly funny. He replied, "Religion".
yeah yeah...gays, rights, uh huh. but the important thing here, if i eat a pillow and fart a feather, does that mean i'm god? 'cos that would be handy.
PSA: You got video on that? LOL!
Chimera, check your blog email. I sent you a couple of pictures of God farting feathers. Rainbow feathers. Perfect, huh? They're not great, but they were fast.
Wheeeeeee! LOL! So that's where rainbows come from!
Yes, and God is a member of the Rainbow Alliance. That's why he farts rainbow feathers. He's gay. Wouldn't that just frost Hutcherson?
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