Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Last Flight Out

"...I went up to the counter and asked the lady, 'What's the latest story about getting to Heaven?'

"She looked in her computer. 'What's the hurry?' she asked.

"I said, 'Once you know you're going on a trip, you pack all your clothes, you say goodbye to friends and family, and you want to go when you said you were going.'..."

Art Buchwald...finally managed to get taken off the no-fly list.

UPDATE: And he managed to get the last word, too.


Blogger Candace said...

Thanks for those links. The world is a wee bit dimmer now that his light has gone out.

Saturday, January 20, 2007 7:49:00 PM  

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