You Can Put This On My Wish List!
This little gizmo is my new favorite flavor, and as soon as it makes its way to North America, I want one!
I shun cell phones the way gay-bashers shun logic -- which is to say, completely.
But it's really hard to shun anything when it's sitting right next to you on a bus, talking in your ear. I mean, sweetie, do I really need to know how much you drank last Saturday night, and how many guys you balled how many times? You got a right to your sex life, but why do you want to share it with me?
And then I got a dirty look for "eavesdropping!"
True story.
I shun cell phones the way gay-bashers shun logic -- which is to say, completely.
But it's really hard to shun anything when it's sitting right next to you on a bus, talking in your ear. I mean, sweetie, do I really need to know how much you drank last Saturday night, and how many guys you balled how many times? You got a right to your sex life, but why do you want to share it with me?
And then I got a dirty look for "eavesdropping!"
True story.
posted by Chimera at 11:55 AM
3 Comments:
LOL!
Yeah, one of those gadgets would be cool. I can think of many times I'd love to use one.
and how many guys you balled how many times?
My god man, did you get me her number? I'm married ya know, I didn't realise the ring went around her knees too.....
I want one for the morons talking on their phones on the freeway....
LMAO -- Sorry, Dazz -- I was too busy being incredulous! But it was the dirty look I got for "listening" that really got to me...
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