Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Scattered Thoughts...

From my e-mail (apparently, I have some shy readers):

"Government is not reason. It is not eloquence.
It is a force like fire; a dangerous servant and a terrible master."
-- George Washington --


An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Ah, ya gotta love the logic of an engineer, right?

Thank you, Coz...


Blogger Tim said...

So glad I am not an engineer!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006 9:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Ian Scott said...

I enjoyed both of those scattered thoughts :)

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger DazzlinDino said...


Wednesday, January 18, 2006 6:23:00 PM  

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