Out of the Mouths of Babes...
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'
Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'
Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'
posted by Chimera at 1:17 AM
2 Comments:
LMAO....I haven't heard that one, good one....
...and the teacher replies: "Because we do not keep people in prison just so they do not commit more crimes when they get out. If we did that, all criminals would get a life sentence."
Not such a funny punchline, but more realistic.
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