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Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

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...O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

(There's more)

I wonder if O'Toole is gonna hook up with Lorena Bobbit, and maybe the two of them can open an agency for women whose men piss them off.