Honest, Judge, Yer Honor, I Was Asleep When I Did It

It's ruled sleep sex

Party drinker was asleep at the time of alleged attack, judge decides in 'rare case'

It wasn't a sexual assault -- it was sleep sex.

Where to start?

"News of the success of the sexsomnia defence may give rapists ideas, Stewart said."

Janus! what was his first clue?

Not only rapists, though. Since this is being classified as a "sleep disorder, but not a mental disease," kind of like sleepwalking, it's going to open up a whole new line of defense tactics for everything from rape to bank robbery to murder to embezzlement.

Twinkies are obviously not longer politically correct as far as scapegoats go. We don't commit crimes due to an overload of sugar, anymore.

We commit crimes because we sleep.

With Twinkies, the obvious solution was to stop stuffing the damned things in your mouth.

What's the solution for this new kid in the crime lexicon -- sexsomnia?

I notice, too, that this comes out of the Toronto area. What the hell is in the water out there?